Wether it's John McCain's presidential campaign, her encouraging hunters to shoot at wolves from helicopters, or her own intellectual credibility, Sarah Palin has been killin' it lately....-Literally; like "killin' it" as in radiating death and failure from her very existance. Check out this strangely composed shot of Palin playing simpleton while a random dude is slaughtering turkeys in the background. This is like something out of a David Lynch movie... -Enjoy! MORE >>
November 20, 2008
October 3, 2008
on a lighter note
this is some shit i find pretty fuckin' hilarious
and some Col. Sanders shit
and I'm out
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September 11, 2008
HAPPY RUDY GIULIANI DAY AMERICA!!
When I woke up this morning and looked at the calendar, I knew that there was something noteworthy about September (the) 11th, but I couldn't quite remember what it was... -OH YEAAAAH; I remember! -It's Rudy Giuliani's favorite day of the year!! -A day where we can celebrate vastly expanded executive power, the destruction of our constitution and the erosion of our right to privacy!! -HAAAAAY! (Bloggers feel free to re-post.)
(Click on image to enlarge and drag into your desktops/ screensavers folder)
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August 10, 2008
R.I.P. BERNIE MAC
"You don't understand! I ain't scared of you mothafuckas!"
Bernie Mac died yesterday in Chicago. Now you might think that he was just some run of the mill comic that happened to make it big. But check this out, if you remember anything about the old Def Comedy Jam show, you'll remember that he turned in one of the most legendary performances ever.
BONUS FACT: Prince sampled the "You don't understand..." line for the song, Pope.
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August 4, 2008
FUCK BITCHES...
Normally I'm not a fan of these mash-up videos, but the production value and subject matter on this one were just too good not to pass up. Seriously, to anybody that wants to make shit like this, here is your benchmark.
On another note, how fucking ill was Destro back in the day?
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July 29, 2008
WEREWOLVES ARE FUCKING SCARY!!!
(Via Manoeuvre Bored)
What's scarier than hearing scary stories about werewolves? Seeing rollertards and insanotards give a performance about werewolves.
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FUCK YOU, MICHELLE BACHMANN
Fuck you, Michelle Bachmann.
Fuck you for championing intelligent design.
Fuck you for constantly saying stupid shit.
Fuck you for pretty much everything you do.
Fuck you, Michelle Bachmann
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July 22, 2008
R.I.P. ESTELLE GETTY
Estelle Getty, the diminutive actress who spent 40 years struggling for success before landing a role of a lifetime in 1985 as the sarcastic octogenarian Sophia on TV's "The Golden Girls," has died. She was 84.
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July 16, 2008
July 10, 2008
An open letter to the President, on the subject of honorifics for males
Dear Mr President,
I have heard some suffragettes complain that the honorifics for females should not refer to matrimonial status, and have come up with “Ms” which is supposed to correct the inequity.
I think the issue has been addressed in the opposite way that it should have been. Rather than a clumsy “Ms” (which is pronounced with an ugly “zzzz” sound, and it is well known that the only words ending in a long “z” sound are used almost exclusively by criminals) which is STILL short for “Mistress”, we should have designed a word to differentiate married from unmarried males. And not “chump” as my friend Chance would have us use.
“Mr” would obviously be for the married man. It is wholesome and reassuring, like the married adult male for whom it should be reserved. For the unmarried adult male, perhaps “Master” would be best. It is usually only used for male children, and I can think of no better connotation than “eternally and inappropriately juvenile” when addressing the bachelor, who is usually too occupied with his own dissolution and depravities to take on the noble yoke of adulthood and the obligations with which it is laden, to be thought of as anything other than an overgrown and ridiculous child.
It would make social interaction much easier for people, not to mention kinder on those who are already suffering the disadvantage of prolonged immaturity. Rather than having to face the risk of being shocked by someone with a bare ring finger when meeting face to face, the foreknowledge that they were meeting a “Master Noah” rather than a “Mr Gorz” would give the civilised person the opportunity to maintain their poise when meeting a man-child.
Trusting you will do the right thing, I feel a sense of relief already, imagining the futuristic wonderland in which we shall shortly live.
Sincerely, Master Rock.
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June 23, 2008
June 19, 2008
June 17, 2008
Ahhh.....let the ass whippin' begin
So...I've been hankerin' for more ass kickin action...
seems my prayers have been answered
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June 14, 2008
All out shinanigans-the trailer
There comes a time in every movie buffs life where they find a film that....THEY JUST DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!
If you can figure it out.....let me know
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